I’m a homo.
I forgot that my girlfriend has my password and can get on here whenever she wants.
I have 58 followers but only 18 posts.
I ENJOY RIDING THE COATTAILS OF MY LADY.
And my vagina started to throb…
…what even is that about?
I love this woman, but I do not understand her. They are NOT sexy underwear. They are not lingerie or anything—they are Hanes, they are cotton, they are boyshorts, and they cost me five bucks for five pairs.
Hey guys, when Jesus cured the sick, healed the lame, gave sight to the blind, fed the hungry, clothed the naked, and sat down with tax collectors and prostitutes, how much did he charge? Like, can anybody give me a rough estimate?
Thought so. Wacky notion, guys, but sometimes, it’s a good thing to help other people for free. Especially when they can’t help themselves.
erm. Thank you?
It’s not really a question, but I appreciate the sentiment!
Ya’ll know my lady, right? Right. So today, at almost twenty years old, she is having her first cavity filled. I know, I know, what are her teeth made of, right? Like, Ceramic or something? Regardless, in five minutes she’s getting the drill. So if all of you guys would just pop on over to her site and wish her luck, that’d be fab. I’d appreciate it.
I just posted about how awesome you are….close enough?