(supposedly)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’m Allie.
I’m a homo.
I forgot that my girlfriend has my password and can get on here whenever she wants.
I have 58 followers but only 18 posts.
I ENJOY RIDING THE COATTAILS OF MY LADY.
Fuck it.
Tonight I am feeling good about the way my body looks. I like the way it’s shaped and the way it moves.
Tonight I feel like the girl that people notice.
Tonight I am showing more of myself to you all then I have ever showed.
Tonight I hope you can like me as much as I like me.
I’m chubby. And it’s okay.
*wolf whistle*
My girlfriend texted me to tell me she got new undies.
And my vagina started to throb…
…what even is that about?
I love this woman, but I do not understand her. They are NOT sexy underwear. They are not lingerie or anything—they are Hanes, they are cotton, they are boyshorts, and they cost me five bucks for five pairs.
STFU, Tea baggers!: what i believe
this post was truly inspired by a stfuconservatives post a little while back. i have been thinking about it for a while, but decided to write it up tonight. though i may be a snarky jerk sometimes, all i really believe in is love and compassion.
i believe that people, though not all…
Quick question
Hey guys, when Jesus cured the sick, healed the lame, gave sight to the blind, fed the hungry, clothed the naked, and sat down with tax collectors and prostitutes, how much did he charge? Like, can anybody give me a rough estimate?
*crickets*
Thought so. Wacky notion, guys, but sometimes, it’s a good thing to help other people for free. Especially when they can’t help themselves.
erm. Thank you?
It’s not really a question, but I appreciate the sentiment!
Okay everybody,
Ya’ll know my lady, right? Right. So today, at almost twenty years old, she is having her first cavity filled. I know, I know, what are her teeth made of, right? Like, Ceramic or something? Regardless, in five minutes she’s getting the drill. So if all of you guys would just pop on over to her site and wish her luck, that’d be fab. I’d appreciate it.
Love,
leftfoot
(via annissagarcia, nicotinestain-)
I want one! I have wanted one since I was in Ms. Kussman’s second grade class! And Ms. Gantt’s fourth and fifth! I was in charge of naming all of those turtles! There was Zippy, and Eddie, and Earnie!
….If my lady loved me enough she’d get me a kitten AND a turtle!
Because my lady NEVER posts enough pictures of the two of us!
I just posted about how awesome you are….close enough?
